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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:50

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

How do professional musicians handle their equipment during gigs? Do they bring their own or use the venue's sound system?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

SpaceX launch from California sends 26 Starlink satellites into low Earth orbit - Space

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun